BREAKING: NFL Commissioner Fired After Owners Side With Trump

NFL Commissioner¬†Roger Goodell was fired this morning by the owner’s association that employs him. The owners, finally tired of the disrespectful actions of the players who kneel during the National Anthem, took the cue from President Trump to take action.:

“The owners have decided that a commissioner’s job isn’t to approve of behavior that disrespects every fan in the stadium, their teammates and fans across the country. Mr. Goodell will be replacxed with someone who appreciates the country he lives in and the sacrifices made by its veterans.”

No word yet as to Goodell’s replacement. We’ll keep you updated on this developing story.

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Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.