ISIS says it is responsible for the terrorist attack that killed Hillary and Chelsea Clinton this afternoon in Reykjavik, Iceland. Along with the two Clinton women, the attack claimed 14 of Iceland’s 17 elected officials.
Iceland’s Minister of Information, Lefluven Mehagenfluken, said things in his country are touch and go:
“Yesterday we were a small island nation near Greenland whose biggest problem was volcanic ash. Today we are at the center of a world crisis and our government is reduced to two junior selectmen and a judge. Our royal family will have to learn to rule again after 80 years of being the figureheads of a fledgeling democracy.
Also, we regret that Hillary and her daughter died.”
The Minister was rather gracious, considering Clinton’s presence was the sole reason his country was targeted. Hillary now has yet another country under her belt in ruins. At least this will be the last one.
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