A hearse showed up at the Good Shepard Hospice House in Westchester, New York today just hours after Hillary Clinton left. Staff at the hospice claim that Mrs. Clinton hadn’t left the facility in three days and that any further information was confidential:
“Not only can we not confirm that President is or was here, we cannot confirm or deny his condition. We can tell you, since she’s not a patient, that Hillary Clinton, who has been nothing but beligerent and mean to our staff, has been here for several days.”
The hears that came is a modified version of Clinton’s first boyhood car, a 1950 Peugeot Trident. The hearse was meant to carry Mr. Clinton’s body to its final resting place and take its place in the Clinton Library. Sending it to the hospice wasn’t exactly the brightest idea if you’re trying to keep the man’s death a secret.
The hearse pulled into a garage and left about 10 minutes later. Once we have confirmation that Clinton is gone, we’ll update the story and jump for joy.
